Punishing my AC unit for not turning on

I am a firm believer that things can fix themselves. I like to let things sit for awhile. I let my air conditioning equipment sit for a bit. I let the computer have a break. Sometimes I even give my car special gas to put it in the mood. There are pieces of equipment that need to be punished sometimes for bad behavior. My AC system sometimes need to be punished for giving me poor cooling. Most of the time the AC system gets a break if it turns off and on practically. I let the cooling system sit for a bit, then it feels better and goes back to cooling like normal. Lately the air conditioner system has been a pain in the butt. The AC system has not wanted to turn on lately. So the cooling system’s punishment is possible replacement. I have taken it out of my window and slowly have worked it toward my trash. I have researched other, better AC systems. I have let my cooling system know its fate. I tell the AC system that if it does not turn on for me consistently, it will be thrown out with all the other trash. I have done the AC shun for a week now. I am thinking what I will do is put the AC system back in my window and seeing if it is ready to begin cooling again. I think my punishment and me threatening to throw it out will cause the AC system to turn on. I am telling you, a little punishment or a few breaks works wonders.